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Official notice · MFI-2026-001

Using Paid from X, we are sending some money to Mitch!

Every post, every view and every creator payout gets routed to one man and one mission: getting Mitch fit. This is the official record of that mission.

Watch the official addressSend money to Mitch
Mitch, seated, smiling, en route to the gym
Sen. Mitch, en route to the gym. Kentucky, September 2026.
$0
Funds routed to Mitch
Updated in real time · source: Paid from X
1
Green pills administered
See official address, 00:03
0
Reps completed
Program is in the funding phase
100%
Approval rating
Among people sending money to Mitch
The program

How the money reaches Mitch

A four-step disbursement pipeline, designed by people who have never designed a pipeline.

  1. You post about Mitch on X

    Memes, clips, heartfelt tributes. Engagement is the input of this program.

  2. X pays creators

    Creator revenue lands in the account. Officially known in this document as "Paid from X".

  3. We send some money to Mitch

    Not all of it. Some of it. The exact amount is determined by a committee of one.

  4. Mitch gets fit

    Protein, pills, a light jog to the car. Progress will be reported on this page.

Notice

Mitch has not been informed of this program. Mitch has not been informed of most things.

Official address

Remarks by Mitch on the state of his fitness

Official transcript

00:00
[Mitch is seated. Mitch is smiling. Seat belt is fastened.]
00:02
[Mitch notices the pill.]
00:03
[Mitch opens his mouth. The pill is large. The pill is green.]
00:05
[The pill is administered. No further remarks.]
Accessibility

This address contains no spoken words. It contains one pill.

Contribute

Send money to Mitch

Complete Form MF-1. Fields are pre-filled by the Department for your convenience.

  • Contributions are voluntary, irreversible and mostly symbolic.
  • The Department does not accept cash, checks or gym memberships.
  • Mitch cannot be contacted. Please do not try.
Form MF-1OMB No. 0000-MITCH
Mitch
Paid from X
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Frequently asked questions

Questions the Department receives

Is this a real government website?

No. It is a parody. It is, however, a real website, and we are really sending some money to Mitch.

How much money is "some money"?

Some. The Department's position is that "some" is more than "none" and less than "all". Amounts are disclosed on the counter above.

Does Mitch know about this?

See the official address. Mitch appears focused on the pill.

What is the green pill?

The Department has not identified the pill. Early reports describe it as "large" and "green". It is not a metaphor. It is a pill.

Is $MITCH an investment?

No. It is a meme coin with no intrinsic value and no expectation of financial return. Send money to Mitch because it is funny, not because it is wise.